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Friday, May 11, 2007 :::
Man, the weeks just fly by, don't they? A totally not fake legitimate sport. ::: posted by dan at 8:04 AM :: [ link ] :: (10) comments   
10 previous comments: Oh, heavens be! I thought professional wrestling was real. I am so disillusioned... By  Stacy B, at
9:20 AM
Hilarium! By  , at
9:58 AM
Stacy B- It IS real. Dan said it was a totally NOT fake legitimate sport. Besides, the fact that the guy is throwing himself onto the edge of the ring should be proof enough. By Trudy, at
10:00 AM
OK, that looks like some really bad, damning evidence. But I can explain. I was really frustrated that things weren't going my way that night. My supposed lady had just betrayed me and my best friend. And had him in a headlock. And picked what was the most inappropriate time to confront me. I am in the ring with Lance Whitehair, and Charlene comes out to say she has secretly been conspiring against me! How I am I supposed to wrestle with that information slammed in my face?! And then I get thrown out of the ring, which means this was a dirty fight. And I had it! I just wanted to give up, so I slammed my face on the mat, and slapped it with my hands. So there! Sincerely, Bobby Bradley, The Disgustipator By The Artist Extraordinaire, at
12:11 PM
I watched that a good six times before I realized what I was witnessing. Smooth. You, know... It makes me literally sick to watch such shitty TV. A friend being a Wrestling fan is a deal breaker for me. By sarah, at
12:12 PM
We've all known it is fake for years. I can't believe there are people who still think it's real. WWE=WTF??? By CampBlood, at
1:50 PM
I worked with wrestlers, its totally fake and choreographed. Who ARE the people that actually think its real? By Darcy, at
4:08 PM
"Who ARE the people that actually think its real?" maybe i'm overstepping my bounds here, but i think they're the same people who plan their lives around NASCAR. By melissa mcgee, at
7:51 PM
He Used THE FORCE!!! It's the Jedi bodyslam!! By Mat, at
11:40 PM
Let's see if I remember how the announcers on Georgia Championship Wrestling used to do it... "It's complete pandemonium!" By Sheila, at
12:30 AM
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