planetdan

Wednesday, June 13, 2007 :::

You people are so gross.

From a recent online poll:

You people who pee in the shower are disgusting. And don't give me that "urine is sterile" bullshit. Healthy urine is sterile. And don't try the "all the pipes go to the same place" excuse either, because most people don't walk around barefoot in those pipes. Plus, most showers are located in fairly close proximity to a toilet, so walking two steps before evacuating your bladder shouldn't be too difficult. There's just no good excuse for it, so stop it this instant.

::: posted by dan at 3:29 PM :: [ link ] :: (11) comments

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"Sterile" just means "organisms from your body, known to your body." It doesn't mean that YOUR urine is sterile to ME, because your organisms are not known to my body.

I am glad to know that we are concurrent on this shower urine issue.

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lynn, at 4:46 PM

Here here, Dan! You fucking filthy freaks. Don't pee in the shower! GAWD.

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Kate, at 4:54 PM

I'm curious about the asterik next to "No"....

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Claudia, at 7:00 AM

of course people pee in the shower. we're not wierd, we're just going to wash our feet with soap and water anyway. you pee first, not after you're all washed. Getting out of the shower and walking dripping wet to the toilet is wierd. Being afraid of your own pee is wierd. y'all should worry about stuff that really matters like the consolidation of agriculture by Monsanto.

and if you think that other people peeing in the shower you use is the worse thing that happens in there, you are naive. Sex, masterbation and "farming" your boogers all occur in the shower.

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toddbee, at 8:16 AM

it beats urinating in the sink...

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whaat?, at 8:23 AM

And that's why I wear shower shoes when I shower in public showers. Yikes!

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Anonymous, at 3:40 PM

who gives a shit?

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Robert, AZ, at 4:50 PM

I don't use public showers ever so I'm not at risk of being exposed to "fresh" pee germs. But have you ever stopped to think about how dirty money is (and that the cashier at the deli who handed you the $10 bill might have just been to the bathroom and not washed up afterwards? Now that's "ew".

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Anonymous, at 9:03 PM

the asterisk next to the "No" is Dan's answer or whoever he took this poll from. Oink!

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Anonymous, at 10:27 PM

dan - where do you find this stuff??? You kill me...

Have you had any cream cheese stuffed sushi lately!??

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Anonymous, at 12:28 AM

what about those people who have clogged drains? they end up standing in an ankle deep mixture of dirty water and pee. i bet those people wished they had just used the toilet.

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Anonymous, at 11:19 AM

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