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Monday, July 16, 2007 :::

The price of grass stains.

Are you kidding me?

I like to think that no one would be stupid enough to pay four hundred dollars for grass stains, but then I remember Shane, that jackass kid from The Real Wives of Orange County, who probably has a closet full of 'em. (If you don't know who I am talking about, then you obviously haven't been fully absorbed into the Bravo reality-TV vortex yet; but don't worry, it will get you soon enough, its gravity is inescapable).

I wonder how much you have to pay a sweatshop worker in China to rub grass on denim.

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"What is this filthy thing and who does it belong to besides the trashman?" That's what my mom would say if I asked her to buy me those jeans.

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Sissy, at 3:09 AM

you couldn't pay me $398 to wear those crappy jeans! Well, ok...maybe just once though. Unbelievable!

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Trudy, at 7:56 AM

I know people who buy shit like that, and I just don't get it... I can think of much better ways to piss away $400...

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CampBlood, at 8:18 AM

Shane. Mmmmmm...

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Anonymous, at 9:58 AM

I need to start a catalog. I have a half-dozen pairs of jeans that look like this. I paid probably $20 each for them several years ago. Hey, I should get paid for wearing them out, right?

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Miss Cellania, at 10:47 AM

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