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Friday, September 28, 2007 :::
I've been digging the sports related clips lately: SuperUmp doesn't know his own strength. And as a Friday bonus, here is a fun story that proves that pictures can speak louder than words. ::: posted by dan at 8:52 AM :: [ link ] :: (11) comments
11 previous comments: OK - I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I don't get the "Picture speaks louder than words" thing. From what I gather, a guy enters a bar, and drinks 2 Vodkas. A woman drinks 1. Then, they each drink one more. They take a taxi to someone's house and drink more vodka. The guy undresses - either down to his socks and underwear, or removes his socks and underwear, and he has a big cock? Then the woman undresses - again, not sure if this means down to her heels and underwear, or if this means she removes those as well, but what does the hen have to do with it? And, I also don't get the guys expression at the end. Please help. By , at 11:58 AM i think this is like an ink blot test...so i think i'm seeing people getting gooned up and having sex with chickens. ooh poo pa doo. By whaat?, at 12:26 PM the guy undresses, and has a cock. the "woman" undresses and has one too!! the guy's expression is "OH SHIT, I ALMOST BANGED A DUDE!!" By , at 12:31 PM But, I don't think that second picture of a chicken is a cock - looks like a hen to me. That is why I'm confused... By , at 12:36 PM No way... they're both roosters. By sarah, at 12:41 PM I think the guy's expression more correctly reads "OH SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO BANG A DUDE!" By dan, at 12:41 PM geeze planetdan, YOU ARE SO SMART, and i gotta get off the ridge more often. By whaat?, at 3:19 PM Yup - definitely 2 cocks. Maybe he's pleasantly surprised. By , at 6:19 PM The response from "Confused" reminded me of the Seinfeld episode, you've got the rooster, the chicken and the hen. If the rooster has sex with the chicken, then who's having sex with the hen? By , at 10:22 AM Now was that intentionally mean by the coach? Or maybe the coach was trying to protect that kid from getting plowed by the incoming runner? Either way, if I were the kid's dad, I would have kicked that coach's ass... By Richard, at 2:22 AM uhhh i mean umpire's ass... By Richard, at 2:16 AM < Back to Blog |
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