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Tuesday, September 04, 2007 :::

Children are Spooky

I took this photograph in a sandwich shop restroom the other day, and I couldn't decide what was truly creepier: the updated evil child with green eyes and fangs, or the underlying original Damon-esque image of the little boy with the eerie, knowing smile:

For example, which is creepier: the altered version or the unaltered version of this image I found on the Internet?

Yeesh. It's a toss up.

::: posted by dan at 12:20 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments

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ok - the creepiest thing here is that the kid is eating spaghetti (with what looks like ketchup as sauce) and is that a HOT DOG in his hand -- please tell me it's a breadstick. That kid is pure evil and your "art work" actually makes him more appealing.

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Anonymous, at 5:13 PM

He's shoveling the spaghetti in his mouth so fast it's actually trailing in the wind...wow.

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dirtymary, at 5:48 PM

It's Sid Farkas from a Christmas Story.

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Anonymous, at 7:13 PM

Heheheh... The spaghetti is trailing in the wind! I think it looks like Jody from Family Affair on lots of Ritalin!

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CampBlood, at 7:43 AM

My mom had two paintings of children with big eyes that always freaked me out. A quick Google image search of "big eye girl painting" brought back the childhood nightmares:
http://www.moxmas.com/readings/xtrafles/paint1.jpg

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Anonymous, at 12:32 PM

I don't know...the first picture of the kid doesn't disturb me too much. The hot dog does though. Anyone would look evil with your 'additives' Dan!

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Trudy, at 9:26 AM

What disturbs me about the second painting is that next to the plate there's a regular-size hotdog, and a little tiny hotdog right next to it. What the eff?

Also his nasty gapped teeth freak me out. Children are so hideous when they start losing their baby teeth and their adult teeth are only partially grown in. Thank goodness I smiled with my mouth closed or I'd have to destroy all my childhood photos.

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june, at 3:03 PM

What's really frightening about the 2nd pic is that a real vampire boy wouldn't ever be feasting on spaghetti unless that's really entrails & blood, hehe.

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August, at 4:10 AM

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