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Saturday, October 06, 2007 :::

Falling Hillary

I'm so proud of myself. This old dog finally learned out to reverse-engineer a Flash movie to edit it. I'm a total elite hacker! My first inclination was to use this new power to insert my own likeness (of course) into the Falling George Bush Screensaver, but making my own body parts connect in realistic ways proved to be difficult so I was forced to go with the templates available to me, and since I don't really look right in a power suit or a bikini, I had to give up. Instead I went with Hillary Clinton, because she can look good (and by "good" I mean "appropriate") in both.

So now I deliver unto you:

The Falling Hillary Clinton Screensaver
I put her in a nice gray pantsuit with matching pumps. I think she really looks sharp.

- AND -

The Falling Hillary Clinton in a Bikini Screensaver
I think I prefer the bikini version, because she was still sassy enough to keep the pumps.

Who should I defile next? And remember, they have to look good in either a suit or a bikini.

::: posted by dan at 1:52 PM :: [ link ] :: (19) comments

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19 previous comments:

When I click on those links all I see is falling Georgie. This makes me sad. :-(

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Anonymous, at 4:03 PM

With that scary clown grin on her face, it needs a sound track. This is what I hear inside my head when I watch her falling.

Whhheeeeeeeeeee Thwumph!

Whhheeeeeeeeeee Thwumph!

HAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

my word verification is awdan. Now, that's funny!

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otimak, at 4:19 PM

Yeah, all I see is Bush as well...(and not from the bikini faller either.) What's the deal?

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Anonymous, at 6:00 PM

Oops, I mucked up the code and if you were using firefox you probably saw Bush, but it should be all fixed now...

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dan, at 7:28 PM

Who should you do next? Try KMack

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Anonymous, at 9:30 PM

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Karla May, at 11:21 PM

hulk hogan or bret michaels. clearly.

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sarah, at 11:52 PM

Dude, you GOTTA do OJ Simpson. Or Homer.

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Ila, at 9:15 AM

drunken Britney

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dabootski, at 8:19 PM

Two suggestions:

1. Every time she hits a globe, she unleashes that unholy cackle.

2. You should do one of Trent Green from the Miami Dolphins.

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Jeff, at 6:38 AM

How about Vergie Arthur? The fat mother of the dead Anna Nicole Smith.

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Noelle, at 9:39 AM

What's with the black loafers? She's in exec mode even in a bikini.

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Raechelle, at 12:44 PM

Those aren't pumps - they're penny loafers....get some nice 4" CFM's, Dan!

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Claudia, at 9:08 AM

wow dan
http://www.metafilter.com/ picked you up
congrads

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Anonymous, at 1:19 PM

lose the shoes

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Anonymous, at 1:23 PM

I love the facial expression on her. It's a frenetic mix of elation and exhaustion that compliments the entire thing.
Well done!

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E.B. Whitehead, at 4:43 PM

Priceless! Hillary in the bikini with the pumps. No way, the shoes have to stay!

Um...what about Condy?

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Trudy, at 9:05 PM

LOVE that look on Hillary's face, it's classic! Hysterical stuff. I think Michael Jackson would be a good candidate to defile next hehe.

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August, at 9:54 PM

Oh, I'm SO glad I found this!

So mesmerizing to watch, and so many possibilities.

Having watched Georgie, and both modes of Hillary, I find I get the most gratification from watching Georgie. But I really like the indignity of the bikini and shoes on Hillary.

To my mind, what you clearly need is George in a bikini and shoes, or with a saggy male body in undershorts if it's possible.

- - and yes, in a perfect world, sound would be great, even if it's gibberish - - a string of vowels while falling, followed by some sort of 'oof' or 'ouch' or 'oops' type noise upon impact.

Thanks!

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The In Crowd, at 10:58 PM

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