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Tuesday, October 02, 2007 :::

Squirrel Burgers

I recently received a link (thanks, Courtney!) to a striking video featuring the blond-banged vixen Heidi Wilson (a.k.a. The Huntress) who the promotes the eating of homemade squirrel melts:

[watch the video]

She's even kind enough to provide a recipe, which as far as I can tell seems to be something akin to: "Kill it, skin it, an' eat it."

Here, I'll break it down for you:

Oops, I forgot about the step where you add mayo.

I think my favorite part is where she suggests that you bring this homemade treat to your next tailgating party. What a hit you'd be! ... at the trashiest tailgating party ever.

I obviously can't condone eating what is basically a rat sandwich, but one good thing did come out of this video:

...it inspired/empowered me to create this.

::: posted by dan at 12:15 PM :: [ link ] :: (20) comments

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SO many things about this post made me come very close to throwing up my very expensive Honey Crisp Apple.

KMack

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Anonymous, at 1:05 PM

that's the most empowered gif i've ever seen, and let me tell ya, i've seen some empowered gifs.

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whaat?, at 2:28 PM

I wish you could see my face right now. It's contorted in disgust... I even tried to play devil's advocate and wrap my mind around how someone might find that "tasty" but all I can't get the image of the skinned squirrel out of my head. It looked like a kitten fetus.

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Anonymous, at 3:01 PM

Did you blend your mouth with Richard Gere's colonoscopy?

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Robert, AZ, at 3:33 PM

That may just be the best gif ever in the history of all gifs. Ever.

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duanemoody.com, at 3:33 PM

I am ever so revolted.

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Noelle, at 3:44 PM

i agree with "duanemoody" - BEST GIF EVER!!! Dan - you aint right...

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Anonymous, at 4:37 PM

I really thought that Squirrel was looking into your anus. I was glad to see the title was squirrelinmytummy...

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brosky, at 7:54 PM

I'm going to a tailgate this weekend where venison bologna is pretty standard cuisine - and we even had bear once - but damn - no way would I serve or eat the fluffy tailed little squirrel that eats nuts and berries out of my yard - that ain't right - even with mayo

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Va, at 8:06 AM

i absolutely love the squirrel in the tummy! outstanding i say

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n8 b, at 8:59 PM

that was revolting. the skinned squirrel looks like a penis laying there on the plate.

when she says 'you know how squirrels like nuts!' i was like NOT SERVED UP WITH THEIR POACHED CARCASS YOU CRAZY HUNTRESS!

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asia, at 9:32 PM

Miss Huntress is all kinds of FREAKY!!! I'm gonna have to look for more videos of her cooking... Maybe she's got a roadkill stew....

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CampBlood, at 11:44 AM

you need to post something else to get rid of that bald rat, it kills me a little every time I see it. how about a post on nuclear explosions at least everything turns black not fleshy pink

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Anonymous, at 3:37 PM

didn't you steal that from The Ring?

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shawnp, at 4:56 PM

Ahh Whats a tailgating party? It sounds illegal.

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Andrew, at 6:15 PM

You're a genius. There, I've said it. Amen.

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E.B. Whitehead, at 1:45 PM

Best. Animation. EVER.

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ila, at 9:18 AM

"we're gonna start by poaching it. i've got some simmering water... he's kinda cute. i'm gonna put his little tender butt in there."

the best ever.

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melissa mcgee, at 10:47 PM

So you don't understand that people hunt? I read this somewhere; "a random collection of semi-coherent thoughts" Lib?

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Anonymous, at 8:56 PM

If this is real, and I have my doubts, it is disgusting.

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Anonymous, at 1:02 PM

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