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![]() Saturday, November 24, 2007 :::
I really don't like Thanksgiving dinner. I'd rather eat my own hair. (Oops, nevermind, no I wouldn't - caution do not click to view the images in that link or you'll be sorry...). In recent years my family has skipped the homemade turkey meal for subpar restaurant food at Barnacle Bill's, followed by a madcap game of bowling in the alley that is attached to the aforementioned "restaurant". Unfortunately, or fortunately, or however you look at it, we skipped the Barnacle Bill's visit this year, which means I also missed my annual Madam von Bighair sighting. But we still got in a solid game of bowling: ![]() I had a hard time even cracking 100. Then on Friday I decorated my house for the upcoming holiday season and my friends and I played Sexy Scrabble, which honestly isn't really all that sexy. As a matter of fact, it can be downright filthy, and with the utter lack of rules and poor phonetic spelling, the playing field can get unwieldy, and disturbingly GROSS: ![]() I hope that doesn't shatter the innocent thoughts you had about me. Here are some more pictures from the evening. In fact, I updated my whole Pics section, if you're at all innerested... I'm not sure if I apologize more for that hair-eating link up top or the filthy scrabble picture. Let's just play it safe: sorry for both. ::: posted by dan at 5:19 PM :: [ link ] :: (12) comments ![]() ![]() ![]()
12 previous comments: I am so disappointed. I came for the annual Madame Von Big Hair photo and instead got some assfudge and vedeecunt. What's next? Whorehouses on Boardwalk and Park Place? By , at 7:04 PM i'm disappointed, too! I've been checking your blog all weekend looking for Madam Von Big Hair! sigh. By , at 8:42 PM Wow. While some of those "words" are a little perplexing ("oiatrimdaas"?) others are downright inspired (e.g. "gagonjizorama"). Well done. By , at 10:11 PM Dust Ruffle! By , at 12:53 AM I love tranyhoe (I'm assuming that the blank was an H) By , at 5:05 AM Sorry about Madam von Bighair. It was a family decision. And I wasn't sure what I disliked more: eating at Barnacle Bills or missing Madam von Bighair this year. It was a toss up. 'Oiatrimdaas' was probably supposed to be something like "Oh, I trim the ass" but I don't know how they got away with putting that extra 'a' in there... By dan, at 8:38 AM I love Jeannie's sweater. Can you ask her where she got it?? By , at 10:31 AM Handbliz! That's the kick-off favorite word of the '07 holiday season. Happy Handbliz, you veedeecunts! By , at 1:18 PM I like the way the name of the game gets changed to SCRANBLE & SCRAKLE when you take the words off board. Overall a very nice adaptation of the game. By otimak, at 3:19 PM Wait another year for "Madame VonBigHair"? I don't know if I can hang in there! This has been a traditional start to my Holiday Season! BAH HUMBUG! By , at 3:58 PM The sweater is from Old Navy...purchased in August. So says Jeannie! KMack By , at 8:54 AM thanks KMack! you're the best! By , at 1:53 PM < Back to Blog |
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