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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 :::

Altered Egos

I've always wondered if I would be recognizable as a disguised super hero. Obviously, a disguise like Spiderman's would be easy for anyone to pull off because he's fully covered head to toe, but the other super heroes really push the limits sometimes. Anyway, I thought rather than wasting my time pondering it, I would just activate my Photoshop powers.

Dan as Batman:

Pretty unrecognizable, actually, but I still have a hard time believing that Michelle Pfeiffer couldn't tell it was Michael Keaton in there.

Dan as Robin:

I'm owning the character, but that one is barely even a disguise. I'd give it an F.

Dan as Wonder Woman:

Surprisingly, I think the five o'clock shadow would give me away more than the body type ever would, but still, she wasn't exactly ever incognito. And I never noticed how awful her shorts were in that show. Damn.

Dan as Santa:

The coverage is good, but shopping mall santas aren't exactly superheros. In fact, I have a hard time seeing them as anything other than warm-kneed perverts, but maybe I'm just being cynical.

Well anyway, ho ho ho.

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My hero. (Sigh).*

*I must say Wonder Woman looks suspiciously like visiting kin to the Clampitts. Bet she could really spin-up a twister in the cee-ment pond.

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Anonymous, at 8:31 AM

I think all mall Santas are creepy.

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Kylee and Michelle, at 10:31 AM

I'll take Santa FTW!!!!

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CampBlood, at 12:24 PM

mmmmmm wonderwoman... zexy!

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michelle, at 1:18 PM

I love you, Dan.

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Rebecca, at 3:05 PM

Dan as Batman=kinda sexy. throwin' 'round those bedroom eyes

ps my word verf was 'pmptwune'

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Anonymous, at 4:07 PM

Looking at Batman, is it just me thinking of George Clooney....? Wow, Dan!!

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European Dream, at 3:43 PM

it's time for some flowchart humor planetdan

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whaat?, at 8:20 AM

lynda carter needed worry
8-)

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Distributorcap, at 5:17 AM

Your Santa picture is too curly and feminine, he's shushing us into not revealing that he has a fake pair of boobs strapped onto himself under that costume.

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Anonymous, at 1:15 PM

oh my god.
you looked kinda sexy as Robin,

but then you had to push it too far.

but then again, that's why we all read your blog for, isn't it?

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silpheed-tandy, at 9:48 AM

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