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Tuesday, January 15, 2008 :::
My sister and I came across this little gem in the back of a long-forgotten bathroom cabinet this weekend: It had a copyright date of 1980 on it - so we are way beyond its four year guarantee. I don't know if the lady on the box needs a douche or an enema, but either way it looks like it may be urgent. And she doesn't look at all "faultless". In fact, she looks guilty as hell. ::: posted by dan at 7:59 AM :: [ link ] :: (13) comments
13 previous comments: What scares me is the 2 qt capacity.... By sarah, at 12:09 PM i don't know if i'd use that water bottle... By , at 3:25 PM Copyright date? By , at 5:54 PM Your mom should kick your ass for posting this. The box is funny, but calling her out is just faulted. By otimak, at 8:08 PM OMG, DYING! (and hey, how do we know it was his mom's????) By , at 11:07 PM I'll buy it off ya for the water bottle - put it up on Ebay. just kidding. actually, that might be a collector's item.... By Richard, at 8:02 AM O.k. now you should really feel guilty... By Stacy, at 8:30 AM I'm loving the water stains. It looks like it was put away just after the last use... By CampBlood, at 2:02 PM I don't know if this really has anything to do with today's post,but i have been a long time reader of your blog, and i felt I had to share this....it's strange, but true... I had a dream last night that I took you to a family birthday party at a park as my date. You of course brought the best gift there. I think you would be a fun partner in crime. i enjoy reading your blog...thanks for the entertainment! By , at 3:09 PM I don't know if this really has anything to do with today's post,but i have been a long time reader of your blog, and i felt I had to share this....it's strange, but true... I had a dream last night that I took you to a family birthday party at a park as my date. You of course brought the best gift there. I think you would be a fun partner in crime. i enjoy reading your blog...thanks for the entertainment! By , at 3:13 PM Ah ha! ANOTHER person whose dreams have been invaded by Dan! Last time I got that was after eating pizza right before falling asleep... not a good idea! By the way, there's a phrase going around some radio circles started by some goofball around here.... "douche-nig##r" By , at 8:39 AM geez, and I thought it was hysterical when I found stool softener in my parents' cabinet... By Alicia, at 2:59 PM Dan and other thirty-something whipper-snappers, beware: Your parents will have the last laugh! You've got little more than ten good years of "functioning" left before you too are hiding the enema box behind the heating pad (you don't need) at the check-out, the stool softener behind the bottle of Centrum. By , at 8:29 AM < Back to Blog |
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