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Friday, March 28, 2008 :::

Animated Friday (Evil Escalator Edition)!

Did you know you could also fall UP the stairs?

Escalators are hard.

And evil. Case in point, never turn your back on an escalator:

And relentlessly cruel. Poor sisyphusian duckies:

::: posted by dan at 3:44 PM :: [ link ] :: (8) comments

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It serves that girl right for trying to masturbate with an escalator.

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Erik, at 4:24 PM

I like how she knocks over the table next to it. For a moment she seems to consider 'should I go for another try'... x)

The ducks are cute though.

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European Dream, at 4:01 AM

If you've ever masturbated with an escalator, you know it's TOTALLY worth the risk.

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Anonymous, at 5:08 AM

Dan--

I've had your "bubble Bush" bookmarked for years. Every once in awhile I come back to it and smash his head in for a few minutes and feel just a little better. So thanks for that.

Here's a YouTube posted last night you might enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaGgpGLxLQw

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Anonymous, at 1:51 PM

That girl had me laughing out loud. I would have loved to see that in person.

As far as the ducks, it looks like they're just trying to get away from all the people around the escalator...

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CampBlood, at 9:29 AM

When that girl knocked that table over, all I could think was, 'Some poor sales associate is gonna have to clean that up.' I guess I can write that up to two years working in the Macy*s jewelry department where dumbasses knocked tables over all the time.

But never before have I seen it done with such beauty and grace...

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Debbye, at 3:36 PM

I thought you guys were joking about the masturbation factor, but it's true! you could almost hear her thoughts... "ooohhh that's kinda nice... OOOoooOOOohhh.. now what if...? whoops!"

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Anonymous, at 12:17 PM

That gif isn't funny - that poor old guy could have been having a stroke for all we know.

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Richard, at 3:23 PM

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