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Friday, November 07, 2008 :::

Animated Friday (Parenting is Hard Edition)!

I don't ever want kids. For many different reasons. Most likely because I'm utterly selfish at heart. But also because I know I'm so clumsy that it would be risky to allow any kid within five feet of me. Kinda like these parents:

Whhheeeeeeeee!

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

::: posted by dan at 5:40 PM :: [ link ] :: (4) comments

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Teach your parents well...

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Anonymous, at 9:10 PM

the second one KILLED me!

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Kristi, at 5:28 PM

I see a pattern here. This is a perfect opportunity to geek out. It appears that each parent forgets Newton's first law of motion.
"Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it."

I like the first one where the guy loses himself in the moment and "goes for the ball", as a real man would do, forgetting that his kid is attached to the bat.

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Peter, at 7:05 AM

HA good one Dan, butt a few side note...you need to be with a woman in order to have children. Plus Elmer Fudd you would have to stop the ole' bunghole trick, alcohol and ding dongs before a woman would let you into the hell cavern for fear of catching the booty flu.

Lets throw ya a gi'ou'me parade yeh wee homosexual twit

FATTY

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Anonymous, at 8:29 AM

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