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Friday, November 14, 2008 :::

A Brush with Death

I had an allergic reaction to my Taco Bell last night. We're talking swollen lips, inflamed esophagus, itchy hives, the whole works. I took an antihistamine before my airway closed up or anything like that, but it was quite an uncomfortable ordeal. Why does everything I love have to turn against me??

But seriously, do I have to wear a medical alert bracelet now or something?



Goodbye 7-Layer Burrito. I hardly knew thee.

Okay, that's a lie. I've known you pretty well over the years.
Very well, actually. Maybe a little too well.


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maybe it was the avocado? I'm allergic to them and have been brought down by dip I thought was only SIX layers.

By Blogger vespabelle, at 9:55 PM  




Allergic? must have been linked to the filthy Mexican you took home. Did he mow your lawn before you ate his backdoor taco while wearing Laredo Dan's 5 alarm hot& spicy Texas Style Lip Gloss????? Serves you right.

FATTY

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:05 AM  




haha.... we were just talking about this the other night. My buddy who is English was confessing his love of fast food (and his ability to murder half the menu in the drive thru) but he said that Taco Bell would actually kill him if he went back.

I only have that reaction to McDonalds. ugh...

By Anonymous sarah, at 12:23 PM  




What do you have against soup?
~Otimak

By Blogger Michelle, at 7:55 PM  




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