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Thursday, February 05, 2009 :::
If I were stinky with wealth, I would dedicate an entire wing in my mansion as a gallery to showcase my ability to make outrageously ridiculous purchases, and then I would pack it solid with utter crap and mail-away garbage. I'm sure this would be one of my prized possessions and a gallery highlight:  VHS video? That doll is an antique way before its time. Speaking of monuments to wasteful spending... Tony Horton's 10-Minute Trainer Update DAYS ELEVEN THRU EIGHTEEN I dunno... I'm starting to feel a little silly hopping around my basement for ten minutes a day. And to be honest, I missed days Eleven and Twelve, but I made up for them by doing double routines on the weekend. I'm still not really noticing any difference in my body shape, but again I need to be honest and admit that I've been eating like a cow and drinking like a fish which would make me a creepy cowfish combo and thus: uglier than ever. To illustrate:  Also, Tony has now integrated a ten minute ab routine into the mix and frankly it's a little unrealistic. I don't know anyone who can lie flat on their back and comfortably stick their legs straight up in the air perpendicular to the floor, let alone do it for minutes on end, and I barely even have the energy to make a slut joke about it: something something something difficult legs-up ab routine, something something something Paris Hilton. I have been sleeping better lately, though. Weight: 166.4 ::: posted by dan at 10:02 PM :: [ link ] :: (6) comments   
6 previous comments: Chucky's back..... when I click on the comments of the Footprints article, a blank page comes up. By  , at
11:32 AM
I don't know what's funnier: creepy cowfish combo or speaking of monuments to wasteful spending I'm going with the second, because I too purchased Tony Horton's 10 minute trainer and have yet to put one in my DVD player... also: ditto on the footprints page By , at
3:44 PM
Sweating to the oldies is more fun that Tony Horton's 10 minute trainer. Plus, you feel really good about yourself because your in better shape than 90% of Richard's dancers. Kylee By , at
6:32 PM
And I would pay major coin to live in the "Super Crap" room of your mansion. Dan, you have no idea how much you rule. By  Karla May, at
11:33 PM
You have to keep up the exercise routine because then you'll be fit and funny and you will be VERY popular with the ladies (if that's what you're into.) Ladies love fit and funny men. By L. Britt, at
4:20 PM
wtg on the exercise - as long as you are doing something every day you can always change it to something else more enjoyable later. and what do you know, nature already made a fish that looks like a cow! it's called a cowfish. I think they are cute! By Christine, at
7:13 PM
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