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Monday, June 22, 2009 :::

Duluth, 2009

Some people went to Duluth last weekend to cheer on the runners at Grandma's Marathon. I went to participate in one of my favorite past times: spot the bloody nipples. They can be hard to photograph, like rare birds or ghostly specters, but I managed to snag a couple:



I also managed to rate a 10 on the Awesomeness Scale:



And I won the body fat percentage contest, too, scoring over 20% - higher than all of my friends!



And I pretended to get passionate with a very phallic looking cow head:



Oh, and some people I know ran some races and did real good and stuff. But enough about them, I just noticed that the picture of me taking the body fat test is taken at a strange perspective which makes it seem like I'm holding the guy behind the booth like a ragdoll in my grasp. It's kinda really super creepy now that I look at it. Especially with that look on my face...


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Damn, I forget how adorable you are!

My first 5k is July 18th. I will send you pics of bloody nips. (preferrably not mine)

By Anonymous sarah, at 11:46 AM  




hahahahaha!

By Anonymous other sarah, at 4:18 PM  




no. this cannot be. i am the other sarah. for real....

www.theothersarah.com

By Anonymous sarah (the other one), at 4:51 PM  




OMG turf war.

By Blogger dan, at 8:29 AM  




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