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Monday, March 28, 2005 :::

Pure Romance

I know someone who recently attended a Pure Romance party, which apparently is kinda like a Pampered Chef party only for dirty lotions and vibrating toys. She tells me that they also sold a particular numbing ointment called AnalEase that had the added benefit of soothing a baby's teething pain. Just add a dab of AnalEase to your child's ailing gums and the pain subsides. I can't tell you how disturbed I am that someone actually had the brainstorm of using AnalEase instead of Ambisol on their toddler's toothache. I can only imagine the thought process that was involved. "Well, this feels good on my swollen anus, perhaps my crying baby would enjoy eating some..." A product like AnalEase is not like Duct Tape or WD40. It should not have 1001 uses.

::: posted by dan at 12:36 PM :: [ link ] :: (24) comments

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I have attended a "Passion Party" - - but not a "Pure Romance" one. I don't get the anal/"romance" thing, but to each their own.
I also think it's funny that you said "dirty" lotions.
Naughty, I can see, but dirty ??
Except for the anal toothache stuff. That's got to top the "naughty" category. Who would actually put anal lube in a baby's mouth ? sick. I would have gasped in horror if I were in attendance at that party. and made rude comments to whoever made the suggestion.
perv.

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Anonymous, at 4:39 PM

You would think that anal ease would be a muscle relaxer rather than a nerve number. Isn't it supposed to be about the sensation?

Or so I hear.

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BigDubb, at 12:41 PM

I am looking at my last post

someting numbs something = number
1,2,3,4 = number

wierd.

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BigDubb, at 12:43 PM

I went to one as well.. BORING. Of course I don't have a problem buying my dirty stuff in porn shops, as god intended.

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elcynic, at 8:47 PM

Hi there! I am a Pure Romance Consultant, and I just want to let y'all know that Pure Romance Inc does NOT condone the use of Booty Eaze for teething babies. Being that it is 10% benzocaine, the highest you can get over the counter, you can figure out different uses for it on your own, and it is cherry flavored. Bug bites, minor scrapes and scratches, toothaches in adults...and for the intended purpose, which is to take the bite out of entry when engaging in backdoor play. You can take some alcohol and rub the name right off the tube and write in Orajel or whatever you want. I just wanted to clear up that the PR consultant you saw in action should NOT have recommended it for use on children.

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Jessica, at 8:06 AM

Interesting. I am also a Pure Romance consultant, and since I started, they said it was great for teething babies due to the benzocaine.
I use it on knee scrapes for my kids as well, it works great. Better than any "Oragel" and the kids don't know what it's called, they just care that it makes them feel better!
As for "dirty" lotions!? LMAO! We have items that taste like bananna, strawberry, Cinnamon, etc. If you don't like the taste of those, that's fine, but I wouldn't consider them dirty.

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Kara, at 9:42 AM

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Anonymous, at 10:58 PM

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Kokoz, at 7:22 PM

Kara ~ I have been with Pure Romance for over 6 years and they DO NOT suggest that you use anal ease or booty ease for teething babies!

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Anonymous, at 3:19 PM

Kara ~ I have been with Pure Romance for over 6 years - they DO NOT suggest that you use booty ease or anal ease for teething babies and this information has been given to the consultant a number of times. Maybe you should attend a market training or annual training to better educate yourself with your business!

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Anonymous, at 3:21 PM

hailey, at 3:25 PM

Anonymous, at 3:25 PM

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Thanks for the Info...

Sue

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Anonymous, at 9:05 PM

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Anonymous, at 12:30 PM

Many of the Pure Romance reps suggest analease for children. In fact, the owner of the company suggested that it was good for that purpose. If the owner says it is good for children, perhaps that is why the reps say the same thing.

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Anonymous, at 12:42 PM

I hosted a party and where in GODS green earth do they find these consultants, can anyone just do it, if so the company may want to start a new policy. The one I had was BORING, I AND ALL OF MY GUESTS HAD TO MEET THE CONSULTANT AROUND HER SHOPPING AND PARTING TO GET OUR GIFT OF WE WOULD NOT BE RECIEVING IT THAT DAY AND ONLY WHEN IT WAS ON HER WATCH, IT TOOK ME 3 WEEKS TO FIND THAT WHAT I BOUGHT COULD NOT BE EXCHANGED, BECAUSE IT FELL APART IN LESS THAN 7 DAYS FROM RECIEVING IT-ACTUALLY IT TOOK 3+ WEEKS AND 5 PHONE CALLS(MESSAGES ON HER CELL PHONE) TO EVEN GET MY MONEY BACK. STILL WAITING TO MEET WITH HER TO GET MY MONEY--BEWARE NEWBIES SHOULD ALL TAKE TRAINING AND THAT WOULD ALL CLEAR UP THE MYTH ABOUT THE CREAM BEING USED FOR SMALL CHILDREN (NOT TO MENTION SHE DID TELL US TO USE IT FOR TEETHING TOO) GET A CLUE !

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Anonymous, at 2:28 PM

booty eaze should never ever be used on a teething baby. when i first started (3yrs ago) it was okay, but the rules change. the numbness can effect a babies swallowing. our lotions are not 'dirty', they are very tasteful in their names, tastes and packaging. also, so sorry that one of the posters here had a bad party experience. to have to wait to get your product, no. i carry all items in stock so everyone goes home with their goodies the night on the party. i carry over $10,000 in stock at all times, i don't like backorders for my customers.

post here if you are interested in getting ahold of me for a party or to place an order - you will not be disappointed.

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kzk, at 2:05 PM

I am also a Pure Romance consultant & absolutely love my job but I am appalled at the crap on http://www.theromanceconsultant.com - unlike you, our products are done with class and taste! There's no way I'd ever sell a porno at an in-home party!

If you want vibrating panties, why don't you check out the CLASSY pureromance.com website! You don't have to have a party to get our items, you can order on any one of our fantastic consultant websites.

And yes I use anal(aka booty) eaze for toothaches, cold sores, canker sores, plucking my eyebrows & yes, even the anus. If you're taking the actual tube & putting it on your anus, then maybe you DO need to see a PR party so you can get REAL education.

Oh & 1 more thing, you think PR is so bad...why don't you check out our Sensuality, Sexuality, Survival program we started to help Breast Cancer surviors, it's not so dirty when we're helping to find a cure! What are you doing??? Nothing but bad mouthing a decent, hard-working, classy company! (besides, where else can you make $1,000.00 in 2 hours?????)

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Anonymous, at 2:27 PM

Ya all are so funny. They didn't tell them they could put their a** on the baby's mouth. It's just a strong oragel. You could turn it around and put oragel on your butt if you want to - does that make oragel dirty. I also agree with the other pr consultant - you really shouldn't put it on the baby's mouth because it's TOO strong.

OH, and your right anonymous - to each their own. If someone considers that part of their private relationship, that's up to them same as you getting tied up and spanked is up to you, if you're into that.

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Pure Romance by Pam, at 4:19 PM

Haha, I LOVE your thoughts on the anal eaze. I work for a company that sells adult novelties for couples and somehow, I thought I was the only person disturbed by the whole "101" uses thing.

I sell it as anal eaze and anal eaze ALONE. Honestly, though, who the hell really did think to put that crap in their kid's mouth. I mean really, what the hell?

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Anonymous, at 12:43 AM

You Pure Romance consultants are clueless and those that waste their money on this crap are equally out of touch. Anyone that needs 'novelties' to enjoy themselves needs to get a life. If you need these things to help your relationships your relationship is very likely heading downhill. Wake up folks. Get back to basics and you won't need gimmicks.

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Anonymous, at 9:42 PM

For the lady that says she sells romance toys, but cusses like a sailor... you are exactly the type of person our company would not be interested in. You lack professionalism and class. No one else is taking shots here at other companies so I am not certain why you feel the need to. As for Body ease, NO we do not recommend that you use it on a babys mouth. It is too potent. Who ever suggested it should definiately educate themselves as well most of you. Pure Romance doesn't place its focus on selling toys! We focus on sexual health education, promoting intimacy and bonding, women empowerment and making women feel beautiful in their own skin. As a consultant I do not use tactics, merely education! There are no pushy gimmicks and each woman is free to choose items that peak her interest or not to order at all. So Thanks for the advice Old-school. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, no matter how ignorant and uneducated they are.

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Anonymous, at 7:04 PM

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