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Tuesday, October 31, 2006 :::
This is some cool body painting:  This is some not cool body painting. (Caution: Nudity, both real and fabricated.) My mother used to buy us these water-based colored pencils formulated especially for face-painting. When I was twelve, she made me work the face-painting both at the local church fair (you see, I was considered artistically gifted, which really meant "bad at sports"). I could draw two things: E.T. and a wavy American Flag. Sometimes I could draw them both together. Most of the time, the special colored pencils would run and mix and form a big red, white, blue, and brown blob that looked like E.T. throwing up all over the American Flag. All the little kids who paid to have me paint their faces were very confused. I could also draw Pac-Man, but by 1987 that fad was SO over. But I guess E.T. wasn't? ::: posted by dan at 5:17 PM :: [ link ] :: (7) comments   
7 previous comments: That is cool body painting. Even the not cool body painting is amazing. I received the not cool body painting pic by email with the caption "the most popular guy in jail", lolol! Tacky yet funny. By  , at
2:32 AM
Wow. That is crazy. I wish I had the patience/talent to do something like that. But then again..what the hell would I do after I painted my face? By  Monkey, at
1:07 PM
the fishies are cool, but double *UCK!* for the second. one *UCK!* for each cheek... By Richard, at
2:20 PM
and the mouths look so real... hehehe By Richard, at
2:21 PM
Really, She does look Yummy By , at
6:17 PM
I wonder if they are dating...if I were the girl I would punch him after just for the expression. By , at
12:57 AM
What was up with the nipples on his butt??? I mean, where do you get fake nipples that are that big? Or maybe they were bizzare birthmarks, in which case you kind of HAVE to do that body painting at some point in your life. I wonder if they get all hard when his butt gets cold? By , at
11:34 AM
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