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Sunday, October 29, 2006 :::

Tommy Lee

This year for Halloween, I was Tommy Lee, mostly just because I wanted to wear tattoo sleeves and pad my crotch:

I grew out my facial hair, bleached some jeans, grabbed some drumsticks, and never looked back. I tried to get Cherry Nut to wear a nude suit, a red bathing suit, and a blonde wig to go as my Pamela, but she wasn't interested, so it was just solo Tommy Lee. My awesome new scrolling message LED belt buckle had six different messages that I could alternate, but I settled for the simple "Dr. Feelgood" just to reinforce the costume.

I feel this is the best picture of the costume in action, since I appear to be VERY in character:

P.S. if you tell people you've padded your crotch, they will squeeze it:

The rest of the pictures are available right here, if you are interested, although there is some slight nudity involved (but not of yours truly).

This also, of course, means that I updated My Halloween History.

::: posted by dan at 4:29 PM :: [ link ] :: (26) comments

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Very cool costume, Dan. Very cool. *applause*

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Darcy's Twin, at 10:54 PM

did you really pad your crotch or is that the real dan showing up? what is k-mack dressed as, a dark angel?

in your halloween history archive, what is t-bone dressed up as? is he having a delayed reaction to your oompa-loompa costume & being willy wonka or is he the mad hatter?

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August, at 2:48 AM

Awesome - i knew you had it in you to be a rocker (and you listen to NIN). and dude, keep the beard - it´s cool

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Richard, at 11:05 AM

my absolute favorite is the ride home picture. the only way it would have been better is if you fell out of the car.

Why are there no pictures of kiss together? it took us forever to figure out all four were even there.

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Anonymous, at 11:15 AM

You have a "misc" in your Halloween link, Dan - should be http://www.planetdan.net/pics/halloween06/

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Scooter, at 11:42 AM

It should be fixed now. Blogger was all borked this morning and would not allow any comments or updates. Seems to be working fine at the moment tho, so please comment more about my crotch.

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dan, at 12:08 PM

You make a good Tommy Lee, dan.
What are those orange sticks everyone is sucking on? Looks kinky. I like it.

And I wonder how Mr. G String's ass is doing this morning? It looked awful red by the end of the night....

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rae, at 12:31 PM

OMG!!! You are so HOT Dan!!!

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CampBlood, at 1:50 PM

I'm gussing that if you dress like Pee-Wee Herman you actually have to do a deficit-bulge.

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Jeff, at 1:55 PM

Great costume Dan and great pics again. Btw, who's the person in the Halloween history standing next to you as Oompa Loompa? Just asking... ;-)

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Georg, at 2:32 PM

Dan, you are totally ogling the ladies (pic 2449 from set one)...is that the dan or the tommy in you?!

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Anonymous, at 2:59 PM

Hey Dan,

I've been a long time reader of your post (I don't even remember how I came across it) and I've got a dumb question for you. Despite having read your blog for many months now, I've never been able to figure out who exactly K-Mack is. Is she your wife, girlfriend, roommate, friend, cousin? Some combination of the above? (Hopefully, not cousin/wife.)

Just curious. Thanks.

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Matt, at 3:12 PM

I think you made a better Tommy Lee than Prince.

Where are the pics of the backstage party?

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Colleen, at 7:58 PM

Wow. Okay, what on earth was that hairy-assed leaopard-skin thong guy thinking?? First of all, gross. Funny, yes, but really gross. What exactly was that costume, anyway? And wasn't he freezing his fuzzy butt off in that garage??
You, Dan, look marvelous. You really channelled Tommy Lee. I'll be your Pamela anytime.

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lola, at 9:50 PM

I thought the reason we never saw all 4 KISS members was a commentary on the recent Supreme Court decision.

And while I can't tell you what those two-way orange blowing things were to the party goers, I can tell you what they are to me: An epidemiological nightmare.

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Erik, at 6:04 AM

Is that Pee-Wee or Ed Sullivan?

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callmekidd, at 7:35 AM

That's awesome! In the same vein, I will be spending Halloween as 'slutty Mick Mars'.

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J-Money, at 1:11 PM

This may be the best one yet. Way to BE the character!

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Monkey, at 1:49 PM

haha. that pic looks like you are playing the drums on your padded crotch.

also, when you did the schematic for tucking into underwear, you enhanced the crotch area. when you do the halloween costume, you enhanced the crotch area. dan, you're breaking lots of horny hearts with this pattern. what's wrong with the original packaging?

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Anonymous, at 2:58 PM

I read your blog all the time and love it, and actually happen to be friends with Tommy Lee. I've forwarded your pics to him...he loved them. Thanks for the laugh!

J.

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Anonymous, at 3:41 PM

oh the halloween posts are the best. Mr. Lug dressed up like Axl Rose this year. You could have hung out. did you repeatedly call everyone "Lover" all night? that's all i remember from the tommy lee pam anderson tape...

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Biglug, at 5:02 PM

Holy Crap! Space Ghost and Mario! I'm seriously impressed.

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Gwen, at 7:32 PM

What is up wit dat hairless cat K-Mack is holding? Is that a H-ween prop or do you own a hypoallergenic pet?

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Anonymous, at 9:35 PM

What no hoodie? Your costumes each yr. just keep getting better...thanks for
the laughs.

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juliette, at 10:59 PM

Dear Dan-
I've always been a fan of your blog.
Your halloween costume timeline was what first brought me in, since I almost literally peed myself laughing while reading it at work (just take away the almost).
You've always made me smile, but in this entry, you've actually made me feel something else.
Horny. Super horny. Like a 12 year old high school boy. Only I'm a girl. But yeah. Your costume this year? Sexy as hell. And now every time I think of your fine booty, I'll only have that picture in my head. Thank you.

Oh yeah, and P.S. Longest. Comment. EVER.

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Alicia, at 5:11 AM

um, weird.

i have been lurking this blog for about a month, and today while cruising the 'net, i found your halloween history here: http://viceland.com

did you know it was there? small worldwideweb.

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katie, at 12:41 PM

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