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Monday, November 13, 2006 :::

Doggies

I had a dream the other night that I got a puppy with a human face. The face was that of a middle-aged bald man, slightly pudgy with reddish-brown facial hair. He kinda sorta looked like the guy who played the dad in Just the Ten of Us, only with a goatee. He pooped in my kitchen and so I rubbed his nose in it (like your are supposed to do while house-training a puppy), which made for a very disturbing visual. I could tell by my man-puppy's reaction that he wasn't very happy with me, and so I apologized, but being just a puppy, he wasn't mature enough to accept, so he just sulked off stubbornly. I woke up unsettled.

Then today I saw this video, which for some reason I find to be EXTREMELY perverse:

Dog Humping Cat (The title is accurate. Don't say I didn't warn you.)

Anyway, all that reminded me of this old picture, one of my favorites, which depicts K-Mack's dad in the process of snow removal while the children use the dogs to re-enact key scenes from Eyes Wide Shut in the background:

What does all this mean?

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Please tell me you really don't believe that you put a dogs nose in its "mess" to housetrain it?

That accomplishes nothing except for a nose you have to clean.

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Anonymous, at 5:26 AM

What does this mean? Easy: signs of the apocalypse. First, Michele Bachmann...then half-human dogs. It's heeeere. (creepy)

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Anonymous, at 6:39 AM

The video was very perverse. I felt so bad for that kitty, struggling to get away! At least you could see that they weren't actually, erm, connected.

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Zoe, at 7:37 AM

What a coincidence! I once had a dream that my lawn was overrun by chipmunks who looked like the cast of Valerie's Family/The Hogan Family/The Hogans/Sandy Duncan's Eye (which would be a kick ass name for a band, btw).

Congrats to the kids for not only enticing the dogs to get it on (and by "it", I mean "sex") outside in the snow. Did they actually get bundled up in 18 pounds of snowsuit just for that? "Mom, we're going to go outside and see if we can get Sniffles to have sex."

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J-Money, at 9:15 AM

I've got a chihuahua, a min-pin, and 3 cats. My min-pin, who is female, is always trying to mount one of my male cats. I find this very disturbing. I think she has gender issues...

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Anonymous, at 10:49 AM

I think it means you should just stay away from animals for a while.

That video WAS disturbing...poor kitty.

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ntrudr, at 11:27 AM

You should call that video:

Dog making slow sweet love to cat.

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Anonymous, at 2:32 PM

reminds me of that American Indian joke:

Son to father " dad is it true that you name your child after the first thing you see when its born?"

Father to son "that is correct, why do you ask twodogs?"

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Anonymous, at 8:19 PM

it means that "hump" day has arrived, dontcha know?!

& the native american joke's punchline is really "what do you mean, two dogs f**king?". at least that's how i heard it told to me.

J-money, there IS/WAS a rock band called Sandy Duncan's Eye!

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August, at 3:32 AM

It means you watch way too much TV and know way too much about pop-culture. And rubbing the nose in the poo? Maybe you feel like someone in your life is trying to rub your nose in poo and you feel helpless to do anything about it. Becuase rubbing a dog's nose in poo doesn't work.

Either that, or you just really want a dog but you're afriad it will be ugly.

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Kevdogg, at 11:02 AM

OH MY F-ING GOD!!! Look at all that snow!!!! I would DIE!!!!!!!!!!

(I grew up in California)

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tcarole, at 10:53 PM

Oh, and I had a dream last night that I got a speeding ticket. For going 66. For 10 seconds. Talk about GUILT!!! Where the hell did that come from???

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tcarole, at 10:55 PM

omg, i watched that video and all i could keep saying was POOR KITTY! :( then i made a bog frowny frown and hugged my real kitty, assuring her no mean dogs would hump her under MY watch.

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Honey Bunny, at 5:45 PM

That was a timely story. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=416816&in_page_id=1770

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Anonymous, at 8:07 PM

It took me a while to figure out what was going on in that pic (I only saw 1 dog at first.)
I've heard the whole poo rubbing thing, but it seems counter-productive. Cause then you have a dog with a crap nose. Either the crap nose gets cleaned up too, or the puppy will ultimately end up sticking the nose in someone's face, cause that's what they do.
Although, your dog dream reminded me of the Sega Genesis game, Seaman.
(I still have to giggle when I say that title.)
And the Korn video for "Word Up". Mostly the video.

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Monkey, at 2:05 PM

It was Sega Dreamcast and that game was totally effed up and now that you mention my dream reminds me of that, too....

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dan, at 1:04 AM

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