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Thursday, December 14, 2006 :::

Two Incher

I passed this car on the freeway today and for a while I thought the dude was advertising his shortcomings:

It took me a while to figure out that it probably isn't supposed to be read as "Two-incher". He's probably some insurance agent and so you're supposed to read it as "To insure", but I think he made a serious error in judgment when personalizing that plate. Or maybe his wife gave them to him as a gift as she laughed under her breath.

::: posted by dan at 5:38 PM :: [ link ] :: (11) comments

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HILARIOUS! Dan, you have outdone yourself. And how do you keep your camera so handy?

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Anonymous, at 6:02 PM

that is an awesomely unfortunate license plate.

my favorite of all time: IVABGN

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melissa mcgee, at 8:51 PM

If the way you read the plate initially was true, this would be a case of a man who needs to drive a Lexus in order to compensate for his "shortcomings". :)

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Stacy B, at 8:44 AM

"To insure" doesn't seem to need an H, if you ask me. A U would make more sense.

Also, it looks like a 5 instead of an S, so maybe it's supposed to be "2 in 5 hrs" - though I don't know what that means either.

Maybe his proudest moment was two ladies in a 5 hour period.

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Scott M, at 9:43 AM

Good catch Dan...that is funny, though I'm really not sure what the gist of this one is. I would think he would have put a "C" in place of the "S" if he were trying to convey what you initially thought. There again though, not much to brag about there!

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ntrudr, at 12:10 PM

what does IVABGN mean? I don't get it.

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Anonymous, at 1:39 PM

For some reason, that makes me thing of The Nutty Professor when Eddie Murphy drives that car with the license plate "PENSCAR". No, maybe it was "PNISCAR" because the other way, it sounds like he has a Bic wound. I said BIC! Um. Forget it. Nice shot Dan. I would've crashed into the median and had to explain to the officer why seeing a two incher made me veer off the road.

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J-Money, at 2:11 PM

Anon, sound it out.
IVABGN = I've a biggun, as in I have a large penis.

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Gwenhwyfar, at 2:39 PM

Ok, I haven't checked out my beloved planet dan in a few days and I log on to see "2 incher" and "balls". NICEEEE

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Anonymous, at 7:49 PM

maybe he works for the company that makes Ensure, or obsessively drinks Ensure & someone had already taken the correct spelling of it, waddya think?

where is YOUR mind Dan, lol?

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august, at 5:33 AM

Dan, that's why I love you. You consistently witness hilarious crap like this. God bless.

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Matt, at 6:54 PM

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