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Monday, December 21, 2009 :::

Um, whut?



Man Performs Bum-Sniffing Assault on Workers at Co-Op

I know I can space out a little sometimes, but how do you not notice someone sticking their face in your rear twenty times in a row? Wouldn't you start thinking, "How many bottom-shelf yogurts does that guy need?"


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Next time I try this I will watch for those damn CCTV cameras, shit, u can't even steal a sniff without the whole world knowing.

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