STUFF TO JUDGE ME BY:

Read Some Recent Reviews :::
• planetdan music
• planetdan movies
• planetdan books

An Awesome MP3 for You :::
• I Summon You - by Spoon (right click to download)

What I'm Most Excited For :::
• For my mono to be gone-o
• Turning 30 and Birthday Presents
• My new record player
• Target sells cashmere now.
• Har Mar Superstar in Concert [April]
• The Decemberists in Concert [April]
• Iron and Wine in Concert [April]
• The Shins in Concert [April]
• Sin City starring Rory Gilmore!
• Palindromes by Todd Solondz
• The Brothers Grimm by Terry Gilliam
• Charlie and the Cholocate Factory by Tim Burton
• Shortbus by John Cameron Mitchell
• Running With Scissors the Movie
• A Scanner Darkly the Movie
• The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime the Movie
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius the Movie
• The Corrections the Movie
• Strangers With Candy : the Movie
• Southland Tales the Movie
• Friday the 13th, Tarantino Style
• Extras by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant
• Cadbury Cream Eggs
• Getting my house painted or restuccoed
• Gilmore Girls Season 3 on DVD
• I Heart Huckabees Special Edition DVD
• The Life Aquatic on DVD, Criterion Edition
• Fiona Apple's upcoming release which was finally leaked
• The new Nine Inch Nails CD [May]
• The new Spoon CD [May]
• J-Wack's wedding in Hawaii in October

New Predictions :::
• Randy Jackson will judge that American Idol's performance as being "a little pitchy."
• In her best pain-killer induced slur, Paula Abdul will echo that sentiment.
• Michael Jackson will make a headline or two.
• There definitely won't be a Miss Congeniality 3

Outcome of Old Predictions :::
• Next week's rose ceremony will be the most shocking, ever.
- I told you so.
• The five dollar credit that the phone company promised me won't be applied to my bill for the third month in a row.
- I told you so. It took five months.
• Someone will gasp in shock when they find out that I hate the movie It's A Wonderful Life
- I didn't hear it, but I'm sure one of you did.
• National Treasure will not top any Best of the Year lists.
- I told you so.

THE PLANETDAN TIME CAPSULE :::

In honor of my upcoming 30th birthday,
I present 15 years ago in the life of dan:
Favorite Band: Dangerous Toys (it was my hair-band phase)
Favorite Movie: Heathers (it was my depressed teen phase)
Favorite Restaurant: Rocky Rococo (before it gave me food poisoning)
Favorite Pasttime: Nintendo
Outfit: JCPenny's Knit Cardigan over Turtleneck (not exactly out of fashion but I wasn't making it work, either)
Hairstyle: Sidespike + Mullet (mullets were in, but the sidespike was what made me special)
Acne: Yes
Friends: 2

THINGS I'LL ADVERTISE FOR FREE BECAUSE I LIKE THEM SO MUCH :::

Hedwig and the Angry Inch on DVD
and the accompanying soundtrack on CD:
It may be counter-culture to everything you think is normal, but it's awesome nonetheless.


HP Iron-On Tranfers for Color Fabrics:
Make great gifts!


I Heart Huckabees Special Edition DVD:
One of the most entertaining movies of last year.


Arby's Jalepeno Bites:
I know they look gross, but they really really aren't.